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Happy birthday kris10_loveee !

And yeah, that was one of the two reasons for this post.

The second reason was the icon. I just had to.

Well, I'll be in San Antonio, then New Orleans. So won't be back till August. Peace.

Hey flist people! I don't know a whole lot about some of you, so I think it would be truly awesome if you filled out this fun little quiz thing.

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01✖ Your Middle Name:
02✖ Age:
03✖ Favorite tv series:
04✖ Favorite Film:
05✖ Favourite Song or Album:
06✖ Favourite Band/Artist:
07✖ Dirty or Clean:
08✖ Celebrity crush:
09✖ Worst Habit?
10✖ What's your philosophy on life?
11✖ What was your first impression of me?
12✖ In one word, how would you describe yourself?
13✖ What's the last book you read?
14✖ What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15✖ Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16✖ Are a lurker or do you like to comment?
17✖ If you could travel to anywhere in the world, where would you go?
18✖ Harry Potter or Twilight?
19✖ What is your big weakness?
20✖ Do you think I'm a good person?
21✖ What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22✖ Describe your accent:
23✖ Do you believe/appreciate romance?
24✖ Favourite musical, if you have one:
25✖ How did we meet?
26✖ Cigarettes or alcohol?
27✖ Do you have any pets?
28✖ Weird thing to ever happen to you?
29✖ If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
30✖ Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?


Got this from sicodelique by the way, just changed some of the questions.

Oh WOW. I will never go camping again. Never. I was with a lot of my family, and my cousin Liz and I went on this trail right? And she was like "Oh, look, theres the water down there. Lets just go off the trail. We'll be able to swim sooner this way! Just c'mon!" Alright, it was stupid, but I followed her. So there we are, in our bikinis and flip flops, slipping and falling down the side of the flippin' thing. :(
So I said, "Let's go on the side of the water here." And as we're walking, Liz is behind me, and all of a sudden she screams bloody murder. I thought she just had a bad case of Fifa. (faking it for attention. thank my dad for that little acronym there. he's one for the corny jokes.) But I turn around, and right there next to her toes is a fucking snake, black and wide as a soda can, 3.5 feet long. Yeah. Best believe I know what that shit looked like, I was fucking staring at it for 15 minutes, wondering what the hell to do! Fuck, I've never been more afraid. You know there were some other fuckers in there, like, copperheads and rattlesnakes. This is Indiana!
There are only three things that scare me in this world: snakes, horses (the worst, man), and my little sister. :)
So anyways, after the initial shock wore off, we just ran like all hell and basically bounded up the mossy, muddy, shitty cliff back up to the path. Well, she went off one way, laughing, toward her dad. I went the other way, back to the campsite. The whole time, every time I looked down, I would see a snake hole. :\  This was me: "Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God." I almost... cried. Yeah, I'm a bitch. :)

Moral of the story: STAY ON THE TRAIL. I don't care how much you want to swim in the damn lake! You stay on that trail, son!

Well, hopefully this week will be better. I have two parties to go to and chill, a bottle of Bacardi, and some stuff to smoke. I can now actually celebrate the fact that SUMMER IS HERE, BITCHES!  Maybe I'll catch up on some sleep too. :)

f.i.n.a.l.s. "fuck, i never actually learned shit." that about sums up this past year. at least i matured. just didn't... study. mum told me (after an award ceremony where all the geniuses get clapped for and such...) that i should study so i could be like them, because she wishes her daughter were smart and won things. then... i got angry and glared into my alg book for a few hours. yeeeahhhh. i don't really care anymore because i know i'm going to accomplish a lot one day, and then maybe they'll be proud. *sigh*
oh, and for the quote up there, i learned not to try and sound funny!smart when you're drunk beyond comprehension and your friend is not. X) 

Dude. Why do I keep getting those ads when I'm on lj of those animated lesbian makeout scenes? Its out of no where. Like, I get back from a date, have a cigarette, then get on the computer, and there it is. In my face, on my friends page. I mean, could it at least not be animated? Haha! Nah, I'm straight. Hee. Whatever.
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Anyways, how is everybody? You know, I love you guys on my flist. I suck royally at reading stuff and then actually commenting. You know what, I'm gonna go back to all the good shit I've seen and leave a really bitchin' comment. Yeeeahhh. And. I need some new icons. Like, pretty ones. Or the really funny shit I love. Like '30 Rock' quotes. That show is the shiznit. (Yeah, I didn't like that word either.)

Well I've got to say that this is one of those really pointless posts that come around every once in a while. I just thought I'd say 'hey, I'm alive, I've just got nothing to say lately'. So there you go. Urm. G'night!  : ) 

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Title: You're Awful, I Love You
Author: bj_shipper 
Rating: PG
Word Count: 224 
Spoilers: Absolutely none.
Disclaimer: These characters are not mine; I didn't come up with them. The title is an album by a band called Ludo.
Summary: Jack is alone at home and gets a visitor.

 

( It's snowing heavily outside. )

This is the first poetry I've ever written. I was just... inspired by a friend. Sorry if you hate it or something.

 

( Forget )

"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field a new fandom is approximately 3720 to 1."

Title: "...I know."
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Rating: G
Type: Drabble
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the show. (I'm no Tina Fey, that's for sure.)
Summary: "A Jedi shall not know love." Thank God I'm not a Jedi.


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Got this fromkris10_loveee 



Name a show you can't miss: 30 Rock, Lost

Name an actor who would make you more inclined to watch a show: Nestor Carbonell, Alec Baldwin

Name an actor who would make you less likely to watch a show: Tom Cruise, Lindsey Lohan

Name a show you can and do quote from: Lost, 30 Rock, The Office

Name a show you would recommend everyone to watch: The Office, 30 Rock, (Lost.. not so much... its not for everyone. hee!)

Name a TV series you own on DVD: The Simpsons

Name an actor who launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her acting chops in television: Tina Fey is the only one that comes to mind. She's great

What is your favorite episode of your favorite series? "The Other Woman", Lost

Name a show you keep meaning to watch but you just haven’t gotten around to yet: Bleach. (I think its an anime... ?)

Ever quit watching a show because it was so bad? Family Guy. It got really funny, then really bad, IMO.

Name a show that's made you cry multiple times: CSI and Lost. And two (2!! thats 2 too many!) fanfictions for 30 Rock. *hides*

What's your favorite/preferred genre of TV? Comedy, science fiction or the occational crime drama.

What was the first TV show you were obsessed with? The Simpsons! heehee!

What TV show do you wish you never watched? Desperate Housewives. I got addicted; I've been sober for a couple months though

What TV show scared you the most? I haven't really seen a scary show, but I was really freaked out when Ben (Lost) called the smoke monster to kill the Keamy people... that was the "like, woah!" moment of the year.

What is the funniest TV show you have ever watched? 30 Rock or The Office

Do you prefer TV to films? Usually, but I have my favourite movies.

Name current TV relationships that you love.
Liz and Jack - 30 Rock 
Dwight and Angela - The Office
House and Cuddy - House M.D.
Tom and Lynette - Desperate Housewives

Not current:
Gil and Cahterine - CSI
Sawyer and Kate - Lost
Ben and Juliet (I know they don't really count, but whatever) - Lost

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Title: An Unlikely Pick
Characters: Sawyer, **the other one's a surprise**
Word Count:  269
Summary: He might have picked the wrong man for the job.
Note: Not my usual charax; it's new for me. :) 
Disclaimer: I do not, in any way, gain profit from the writing of this fiction and all the characters belong to their original creators.

 

 

 

 

 

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Title: You Shot for the Stars and Hit the Moon
Characters: Richard, Benjamin
Word Count: 402
Summary: Oh, what the moon can do to you!
Disclaimer: Just borrowing. Again! And I don't get paid either. ;)

( That's amore! )

Title: Something Like Moving On
Characters: Juliet, pretty much focused on Ben/Juliet
Rating: PG 
Summary: Erase the good and the bad. 
Word Count: 100 word drabble (really, 100 words)
Notes: Please, please review. And thanks so much to anime_addict226!
Disclaimer: Just borrowing for a while.

 

		I will marry Richard Alpert.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Portland in our fabulous Shack.
		We will have 3 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a green Porche.
		I will spend my days as a graphic designer, and live happily ever after.

Title: Today's Answers To Tomorrow's Questions 
Characters: Juliet
Rating: G
Word Count: 224
Spoliers:  Season 4 Finale
Note: Set moments before Sawyer showed up on the beach after he jumped from the helicopter. 
Disclaimer: I don't own LOST, or Juliet. 

I first heard about LJ on Fanpop.com, my FAVOURITE website [next to this one] ; )

I looked around and saw how people post their icons and some AWESOME fanfictions. So after seeing this goin' down, I got to work writing and reading LOST and House MD fanfics. Yayz for Live Journal!! XD